"I'm cute, I'm rested, I'm fed, and I've got a clean diaper. I guess that deserves a smile."
"Is picture time over yet? These bags under my eyes aren't getting any smaller. I've got some serious napping to do, people."

This month's special - two pics for the price of one.
"What's this 'smile' word you speak of? Groggy, that I can do. Smile? Eh, maybe next week."
"I thought you said this Elmo character was funny? All he does is talk about himself in the third-person. I'm not amused."
Rachel - mid-clap.
"Why yes, I like horizontal stripes...thanks for asking!"
"Look ma - no shoes!"